SCIENTISTS DISCOVER ULTIMATE SECRET IN FORTUNE COOKIE
Scientists convening at a local chinese restaurant discovered the secret to the universe in a fortune cookie last Tuesday. Their discovery was made public last night at the Regional Scientist Convention in St. John’s, Newfoundland. The people of Canada and the rest of the world were shocked to discover, yes, we are living in the Matrix. The Agents as they are called, who are programmed to keep order in this computerized world we live in, have been in a frenzy trying to clean up the mess that we are in as people discover the secret of the Matrix. We have all seen the science fiction movie released in 1999 and been slightly paranoid ever since but it seemed ridiculous to believe such a thing could be real. The most prominent issue now, is trying to establish who the real Neo is. The government has been busy trying to weed out the posers as thousands of men and even some women claim to be “The One”. So folks, since our real bodies are really back in Zion and guarded by the machines let just sit back and see how this all pans out.
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